World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship Match

Kane and Bradshaw vs. Lance Storm and Christian

Kane's pyro went off in the arena to kick off the show and he made his way out to the ring for a tag team match with Bradshaw against Lance Storm and Christian with the WWE Tag Team Titles on the line!

Before the match, Bradshaw got on the mic and said before these Un-American jackass bastards come down here, they want to make this perfectly clear. They are not here just to win those Tag Titles for themselves, but they don't know a better place than right here in the heartland of America. And they damn sure don't know a better time than right now to bring those titles home.

Bradshaw went right after Lance Storm as Kane and Christian went at it. Lance attacked Bradshaw as he tried to get in the ring but Bradshaw was quick to fight back on Lance Storm as the fans chanted "USA, USA

Kane went for an elbow drop but he missed it and then Christian went to grab Kane but Kane grabbed him by the throat and shoved him into Lance Storm to knock him down from the ring apron. Kane then put Christian in a sidewalk slam and then he pinned him but only got a two count.

During the match, the fans chanted "Canada sucks!" and even though they aren't going in the direction of Canada vs. the U.S., that's how the fans are looking at it.

Bradshaw caught Storm in mid air and then he gave Christian a big boot to knock him down into the corner and then he gave Storm the fall away slam and then he gave Christian a power bomb and a pin for a two count as Storm broke it up.

Christian went for the Unprettier but Bradshaw shoved Christian and then he gave him a power slam and got a two count off the pin.

Bradshaw signaled for the Clothesline from Hell but Storm came off the top rope with a clothesline and then Kane returned the favor with a clothesline of his own from the top rope.

Lance Storm went for a missile drop kick on Kane but Kane moved and Storm hit the referee. Kane then gave Storm a choke slam and with the referee down, Test gave Kane a big boot and then Bradshaw nailed him with the Clothesline from Hell.

William Regal stormed to the ring and he nailed Bradshaw with the brass knuckles and then Christian pinned Bradshaw for the three count to retain the titles!

Winners and still WWE Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Christian

Test, Lance Storm, Christian and William Regal all left together and it looks like we may have a new member of the Un-Americans in the British William Regal!

Eric Bischoff was shown walking backstage with a huge smile on his face and Jerry Lawler stated that he's going to come out here and make the biggest announcement you've ever heard in your life! (Since Lawler is marking out for it, it must have to do with a women's tag team match or something.)

Eric Bischoff made his way out to the ring and he said that it's come to his attention that some of the Superstars on RAW were a little unhappy with the way that Triple H was just given the World Title last week on RAW. Well tonight, in this ring in the main event, some of those athletes are going to have a chance to do something about it. Put up or shut up, if you will. Eric has created the Fatal Four Way Elimination Match for the number one contender spot.

Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show vs. Rob Van Dam!

And the winner gets a shot at Triple H and his World Title at Unforgiven.

That takes care of the sports part of the evening. Let's talk about the entertainment. Eric knows what Stephanie has planned for everyone for entertainment on Smackdown! this Thursday. She calls it a commitment ceremony... Eric calls it a publicity stunt and she is pulling out all stops. This is getting out of control. The New York Times is talking about Chuck and Billy and today his agent called him from Hollywood and told him that in Variety, they're talking about the commitment ceremony on Smackdown! with Chuck and Billy. The New York Post is also writing about Chuck and Billy on Smackdown!. ESPN is talking about it... Eric Bischoff has a commitment too and that's to provide real entertainment to each and every one of these people.

If Stephanie McMahon is going to have a same sex controversy, then Eric Bischoff is going to do her just one better, like always.

For the first time in the history of this show and this damn company, he's got some beautiful women who are going to take part in some HLA. Later on, Eric Bischoff presents HLA! That is HLA as in Hot Lesbian Action! With that, the fans roared in approval as Jerry Lawler continued to mark out.

Terri was shown backstage and she apologized for what she's wearing because she has a match in a little bit, as does Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho will be in the Fatal Four Way Elimination match to determine the number one contender. Chris Jericho took a bite out of an apple and then spoke with his mouth full. Chris referred to Triple H as an ass clown because he changed his title shot against Rob Van Dam last week and the same ass clown that was handed a title. Nevermind the fact that he was the very first Undisputed Champion in this company and the longest running Undisputed Champion in the history of this company. That's okay because right now, he's forming a little plan to ensure he becomes the number one contender and to ensure that the World Title returns around his gorgeous waist

The Coach was shown with the Game and The Coach asked Triple H if he has any preference as to who he faces at Unforgiven for the World's Championship? The Coach assumes he won't want to face RVD after the defeat last week. Triple H laughed that off and said this is the part where he's supposed to be scared of Rob Van Dam, right? Because RVD got lucky in a tag team match on RAW, all the sudden he is supposed to fear RVD? Triple H told The Coach who he is and that's the Game. Triple H is the World Heavyweight Champion and it really doesn't matter who he faces at Unforgiven...

Bubba Ray Dudley showed up and got in the face of Triple H. Bubba told Triple H to stop talking about his opponent for Unforgiven. Let's talk about his opponent for tonight. Yeah, he heard all about it... he's going to face Spike. What's the matter? Don't have the balls to face Bubba? Triple H told Bubba that he's the World Champion. He doesn't even have to wrestle tonight. He doesn't have to get in the ring, but because he's the best, he's going to. He's going to get in the ring tonight and he heard that a Dudley issued a challenge and he figured it was the most competitive one, Spike. The way Triple H sees it, lucky Bubba because tonight, he doesn't have to get in the ring with the Game. Bubba told Triple H that's where he's wrong because it's lucky for Triple H. Because Bubba doesn't have a match with Triple H, he has to wrestle Stevie Richards. When he gets done taking care of him... Steven nailed Bubba from behind and then he told Bubba to stop worrying about the Champ and start worrying about Stevie Richards

Terri and Trish Stratus were shown walking through the backstage area and they came across a room that said Lesbians on it and they laughed at it and then went on their way.

Stevie Richards vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Steven Richards made his way out to the ring and he's up against Bubba Ray in this one on one match.
As Steven made his way to the ring, Bubba stormed to the ring, nailing Steven on the way and then he went right at it with Steven in the ring by giving him a back body drop and then he twisted the arm of Steven. Steven countered and went for a suplex but Bubba countered it into a suplex of his own.
Steven knocked Bubba down and then Bubba got the "table" look on his face and fired back on Steven with some right hands and chops.

Moments later, Bubba gave Steven a German release suplex and then he knocked Steven down with a clothesline and then a hip toss.

Bubba knocked Steven down and then he called for the tables but after calling for the tables, Steven nailed Bubba with a super kick to knock him down and then he pinned him but only got a two count.

Bubba pulled Steven up to the top rope and he went for the Bubba bomb but Steven got out of it and nailed Bubba with a Steven kick and then he climbed up on the ropes but Bubba pulled Steven down with a power bomb off the second rope to pick up the win!

Winner - Bubba Ray Dudley

Stacy Keibler was shown stretching with Victoria and they're up in a Divas Tag Team Match

Stacy Keibler and Victoria vs. Trish Stratus and Terri

Stacy Keibler's music blasted in the arena and she made her way out to the ring for her Divas Tag Team Match with Victoria against Trish Stratus and Terri! Jim Ross pointed out that Molly Holly would be in this match but she went through a table last week so Victoria is here instead. Terri and Trish got right in the ring and Terri speared Stacy down to the mat and the two fought and rolled to the outside of the ring as Trish restrained Terri to try to get control. Victoria nailed Trish from behind and then she and Terri got in the ring and went at it. Victoria went to nail Terri but Terri ducked it and Victoria knocked Stacy down from the ring apron in a miscue.

Victoria slammed Terri down to the mat and then she went to the top rope and came off with a moonsault but Terri rolled out of the way and then she made the tag to Trish.

Stacy later whipped Trish Stratus off the ropes and knocked her down with a spin kick and then she pinned Trish but only got a two count.

Trish made the tag to Terri and Terri went to the top rope and came off with a high cross body on Stacy into a pin to get the win!

Winners - Trish Stratus and Terri

Terri and Trish celebrated in the ring and hugged, teasing the Hot Lesbian Action for later tonight.

William Regal and Chris Nowinski were shown and Chris didn't seem to like the fact that Regal was joining the Un-Americans. Regal said he's not joining anything. In his heart, he's always been Un-American... Chris said that he'll get ready for some Hot Lesbian Action, then. Chris started to talk about it and Regal slapped him across the face, telling him he's one of the smartest guys here and all he can think about is bloody lesbians? Regal told Chris that he's a Harvard Graduate and to start acting like one.

In the arena, Chris Nowinski's music hit and he made his way out to the ring with a noticeable limp. Chris got on the mic and said that a friend of his just made him realize that for the first time in history, Iowa State is being graced with an actual Harvard Graduate. Chris insulted Iowa State and the fans booed him. They have a chant in Harvard for people like them... That's okay, that's all right, you'll work for us someday. Chris continued on until Tommy Dreamer made his way out and interrupted Chris. Tommy has one... Roses are Red, Violets are Lame, how about he beats Chris with his Singapore canes? Chris said that 90% of these people don't even know where Singapore is! And if Tommy has any guts, he'd drop the cane and fight him like a man. Tommy stormed to the ring and went right at it with Chris Nowinski, giving him a spinebuster and then he whipped him off the ropes but Chris bailed out of the ring. Tommy went after Chris but Chris picked up the cane and nailed Tommy Dreamer with it a number of times. Tommy eventually fought back with a side Russian leg sweep and then he nailed Nowinski with the cane a number of times. Tommy got Chris in the ring and he exposed his back and whaled him in the back with the cane and then Chris bailed out of the ring to get away from the Innovator of Violence.

Spike Dudley was shown walking backstage and he came across two girls and they introduced themselves as the Lesbians. They wished him good luck on their match and then they asked him to wish them luck for HLA... Hot Lesbian Action. The two women went into the locker room and Spike's response was spitting out his drink and staring into the room!

Spike Dudley vs. Triple H

In the arena, Triple H made his way out to the ring and he's up against Spike Dudley in this one on one non title contest.
Triple H extended his hand to Spike to shake and Spike shook it and then Triple H patted Spike on the shoulder and this is a non title match. Triple H and Spike locked it up and Triple H backed Spike to the corner and then Triple H gave a clean break and walked back to the center of the ring for another lock up.

Spike Dudley put Triple H in a head scissors that spun around a couple times and sent Triple H flying to the outside of the ring. After that, Spike hopped over the top rope onto Triple H with a cross body.

Triple H got back in the ring and Spike came off the top rope and sat on Triple H to take him down into a pin for a two count.

Triple H gave Spike Dudley the Pedigree but he didn't pin him. Instead, Triple H slapped Spike around and then the Game picked Spike up for another Pedigree and the referee got in Triple H's face but Triple H shoved him and then Spike gave Triple H a low blow and then the Dudley Dog and then a pin for a two count as Triple H got his foot on the rope.

Spike waited for Triple H to get up and he went for the Dudley Dog again but Triple H shoved Spike into the corner and then Triple H put Spike Dudley in a sleeper hold to pick up the win.

Winner, the World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H

Triple H stood over Spike Dudley and then he kicked him in the back of the head a number of times as he was down and out from the sleeper. Bubba Ray eventually stormed to the ring and Triple H was ready to nail him with the title belt but Bubba backed off a bit, but was still in a fighting stance. Triple H eventually crept out of the ring as Bubba stood in front of Spike so Triple H couldn't get at him.

The Coach was shown with Jeff Hardy and tonight, he has a huge opportunity to become the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. Jeff said that since he was a kid, he always dreamed of being the World Champion and hopefully he'll fulfill his dream, but he's not at 100%. Speak of the devil... Jeff walked over and saw Eric Bischoff and Eric told Jeff to forget about last week and that he looks good. Eric told Jeff that he has a shot to become the number one contender. Jeff yelled at Eric Bischoff and said that he was this close to beating the Undertaker in a ladder match two months ago and after tonight, if Eric ever pulls anything like he did with Jamal and Rosie, Jeff will show Bischoff the real meaning of extreme!

Chris Jericho and The Big Show were shown and Jericho told The Big Show to think about it and then he left. The Big Show asked Johnny Stamboli if he can believe that? Chris Jericho thinks they should team up and increase their odds in winning the match tonight. Johnny Stamboli told The Big Show that he would listen to Jericho, if he was him. The Big Show then told Stamboli to keep his mouth shut and then he shoved him down and left.

The Coach was shown with Booker T and he and Goldust are up against William Regal and Test, next. Booker T said that William Regal doesn't have a clue what makes this country great. Goldust showed up and he was wearing a Kane mask and he told Booker T what makes this country so great is the fact that Booker T has the opportunity to team up with someone as magnificent as Goldust! Even this big red freak knows that when you're talking about tag team partners... Kane showed up and took the mask off Goldust and Goldust said he didn't see Kane there. Bradshaw showed up as well and told them that it's important that they go out there and kick some serious Un-American match. How about when they have a couple minutes, they go watch some girl on girl hot lesbian action? Goldust was shocked and said that Bradshaw wouldn't dare or dream of doing something like that? Bradshaw asked who wants to go with him? Kane raised his hand and Booker T said that's exactly what he's talking about and what makes this country so great. Where else will you find a beer drinking Texan? A big red freak, a gold freak and a five time WCW Champion kicking some Un-American ass and still have time to check out some hot lesbian action? Only in America, now can you dig that, suckaaaa!

Goldust and Booker T vs. Test and William Regal

Goldust and Booker T made their way out to the ring and they're up against William Regal and Test, the Un-Americans in this tag team contest. Test started it off in the ring against his former tag team partner, Booker T and the fans chanted "USA, USA!" as the two went to lock it up in the center of the ring. Instead of locking it up with Booker, Test gave Booker some knees to the mid section and then he whipped him into the corner only to get hit with a reverse elbow by the Book.

Booker T nailed William Regal with the scissors kick and then he did the spinaroonie as Regal looked to be pulling something out of his trunks.

Test went for the big boot but Booker ducked it and knocked Test down with a side kick and then Regal nailed Booker with the brass knuckles and then Kane and Bradshaw hit the ring and went at it with the Un-Americans as Storm and Christian stormed to the ring as well.

Winners - No contest

The fans heavily chanted "USA, USA!" as Kane, Bradshaw, Goldust and Booker T cleared the ring of the Un-Americans.

The lesbian locker room was shown and the two girls came out, holding hands and they made their way towards the arena for Hot Lesbian Action!

Eric Bischoff made his way out to the ring and he once again called the Billy and Chuck thing a cheap publicity stunt designed to get ratings. Eric Bischoff is committed to bring us the finest in culture and sophistication, so welcome the lesbians!

The two ladies came out to the ring and Eric positioned the ladies and he said the fans don't want to see them with him... they want to see them with each other in some hot lesbian action!

Eric got the fans chanting "HLA" and then he asked the two ladies, who's names are Jenny and Tanya and they both seem to want each other. Eric asked Jenny if she wants to touch Tanya and then he told her to go right ahead. The two ladies touched each other and then Jenny took Tanya's shirt off after Bischoff suggested she does so. Bischoff then suggested the other girl takes her shirt off as well and she did just that.

Eric told Jenny to grab Tanya's ass and smack it, and guess what? She did it. Eric suggested that Jenny take Tanya's skirt off and she did just that, revealing a thong. Eric said she looks so lonely... perhaps Jenny's skirt should be removed, too? Jenny took her skirt off and then Bischoff said as long as we're all in the mood, how about a nice warm affectionate hug? Jenny and Tanya rubbed against each other and hugged in the ring and Bischoff told them to just go for it, but when they were about to, Bischoff told them to take it nice and slow. How about a nice, slow, warm, wet kiss? Jenny and Tanya kissed in the ring and Eric cut them off and said that we're all having fun here but before they go too much further, there's this old television adage that sex and violence always sells.

And they have certainly had plenty of sex out here, haven't they? They were great, but this show has gone on just about long enough... Cue Rosie and Jamal. Rosie and Jamal came in through the crowd and Eric Bischoff said that it's gone on about three minutes too long. The ladies didn't have a clue what he meant but the girls turned around and Jenny was knocked down with a super kick by Jamal and then Rosie pressed Tanya over his head and then he teased throwing her out of the ring but then he tossed her to Jamal who caught her in a Samoan drop. After that, Jamal came off the top rope and hit both women with a big splash as Eric Bischoff laughed it off in the corner.

A number of WWE officials came out to the ring to assist the ladies as the fans chanted "Asshole, asshole!" directed at Rosie and Jamal.

Rob Van Dam was shown in the backstage area and he came across Ric Flair. Ric Flair told RVD that his performance last week caused the entire arena to erupt. It was off the charts! RVD said he's pretty cool like that... just another day in the life of Mr. Monday Night. Ric said that he thinks Rob started something special last week. When he went to the top rope for the Five Star Frog Splash, Ric knew the Game was over. If he keeps that winning streak going tonight, Flair knows that Rob Van Dam will be the next World Heavyweight Champion!

Number One Contendership Match
Fatal Four Way Elimination Match

Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show vs. Rob Van Dam
Chris Jericho's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring for this fatal four way elimination match against The Big Show, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam and the winner of this match will go to Unforgiven against Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship belt!

All four men went at it right away as The Big Show paired off with RVD and Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy went at it. Jeff knocked Chris to the outside of the ring with a back body drop and then The Big Show whipped Rob Van Dam into the corner as all four men will be in the ring at the same time.

Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy went for the Poetry in Motion on The Big Show but The Big Show caught Jeff and tossed him to the outside of the ring. The Big Show then grabbed RVD and slammed him into the corner and he and Chris Jericho seemed to be working together in this match.

Jeff and RVD worked together as they double teamed The Big Show and Chris Jericho but as RVD was about to give Jeff five, Jeff kicked him in the gut and tossed him to the outside of the ring.

Jeff then gave The Big Show the swanton bomb and then he pinned him but only got a two count as The Big Show powered right out of it.

Rob Van Dam took the opportunity to give The Big Show the rolling thunder and then a pin for a two count as The Big Show powered out of it with ease and RVD landed on Earl to take him out.

Chris Jericho then got in the ring with a steel chair and laid out Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam and then went at it with The Big Show but The Big Show grabbed the chair and by the time the referee got up, he saw The Big Show with it so Earl tossed The Big Show out of the match!

As a result, an angered Big Show gave Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam three huge choke slams in the middle of the ring before leaving.

Jeff went for the Whisper in the Wind on Chris Jericho but Chris moved and Jeff went sailing to the canvas.

Chris went to the top rope but RVD quickly knocked Chris down with a kick to the head and then he and Jeff Hardy gave Chris Jericho a double super plex to take him down.

After that, RVD and Jeff Hardy went at it and RVD gave Chris Jericho the split legged moonsault and then a pin for a two count.

Jeff knocked RVD down in the ring and he went for the swanton but Chris Jericho shoved him down and then Chris gave Jeff the lionsault and then he pinned him for the three count to eliminate him!

RVD quickly got in the ring and knocked Chris down with a heel kick and then he pinned him for a two count.

Chris then gave RVD a release German suplex and RVD landed on his head in a vicious manner.

Chris Jericho took a top turnbuckle off, exposing the metal part of the turnbuckle and then RVD whipped Chris into that very corner and gave him a monkey flip out of the corner.

RVD went for the rolling thunder on Jericho but Jericho got his knees up and then he rolled RVD up in a pin for a two count.

Rob Van Dam whipped Chris into the corner and Chris hopped to the second turnbuckle and hopped back at RVD but RVD nailed Chris with a drop kick to the mid section to knock him down. RVD then gave Chris Jericho the split legged moonsault and then a pin for a two count.

Chris went for the lionsault but missed and then RVD knocked Jericho down with a spinning heel kick and then RVD went to the top rope and came off with the Five Star Frog Splash but Chris Jericho moved. Chris then hit RVD with the lionsault and then he pinned him but only got a two count.

A frustrated Chris Jericho went for the Walls of Jericho but Rob Van Dam countered it into a small package for a two count. RVD then knocked Chris down with a heel kick to the gut and then the World Heavyweight Champion slowly made his way out.

As RVD was distracted, Chris rolled him up from behind and put his feet on the ropes to get a two count.

Chris went for a drop kick but RVD caught him and then he gave him a slingshot into the exposed turnbuckle and then RVD came off the top rope with a kick to the chest and then the Five Star Frog Splash to pick up the win!

Winner - Rob Van Dam

As Rob Van Dam celebrated his win, Triple H didn't like it one bit and the show went off the air with the two exchanging words, RVD in the ring and Triple H on the stage.